in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
changing themes is such a traumatic experience
- do
- not
- put
- down
- thin
- girls
- in
- order
- to
- make
- bigger
- girls
- feel
- better
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
potato kitkats
vegetable kitkats!!!
corn kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
watermelon kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
willy wonka would be so proud
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
How eyeronic
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
Eye see what you did there…
I don’t think this post could get any cornea
